Position: Main Videogame Character
Age: Depressingly middle-aged
Hobbies: Watching sport, Snacking, Sitting down
Super Powers: None… for now.
Our latest introduction features a team member who hasn’t done a lot of code or art or sound but has been an essential part of the “Run Fatty Run” experience. Meet Bert, our lead videogame character.
Bert spends his days office-bound tending to bland yet stressful middle management. He is the proud father of exactly 2.3 children who love their hard-working Dad very much. Over the years Bert’s waistline has slowly but steadily expanded to the point where he experiences difficulty climbing stairs, going for long walks and putting on shoes. Bert is not lazy and far from being a glutton – he’s just never bothered with diets and gym memberships.
Fortunately for Bert, the government has just introduced a radical new plan aimed at providing extreme fitness motivation that produces results fast. Some of those results may even be positive.
Bert has certainly put in the hard yards during this game’s production and in March 2012 you’ll get to see exactly how hard some of those yards were.