Name: Raven Stark
Position: 2d artist
Age: Pretty damn young
Secret Identity: Captain Aspsergers
Super Powers: Losing school jumpers
Raven Stark has relentlessly trained her art skills from a young age using every minute of spare time to hone her abilities. “Spare time”, in this case including meal times, sleeping times and year 8 maths exams. She is aided in her quest for artistic excellence by her uncanny ability to singularly focus on a single task to the exclusion of all petty distractions such as time of day, people standing right in front of her and where she last left her school jumper.
Recently we learned that this special power is called “Asperger’s Syndrome”, often shortened to “Asperger’s” and often pronounced “Ass-burgers”, which sounds less than flattering.
“Asperger’s Syndrome” may render a person unfit for the rigours and challenges of the “real world” and those marked by it can end up locked away in specialised institutions such as the video games industry. Luckily Raven’s parents are shielding her from possible exploitation by locking her in her bedroom and forcing her to create video game art for free.
The release of “Run Fatty Run” will see Raven receive her first professional art credit at the age of 15, making years 10, 11 and 12 of high school seem even more annoying and redundant.